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Tagged as airplanes, bash, basic, cartoon, macro, programming, school, teacher, vb, visual
Stumbled upon this cartoon:

Thought this was hilarious!!! Of course, since I'm not much of a C++ programmer, I would do something like this:
Sub airplanes()
Range("A1").Value = "I will not throw paper airplanes in class"
Range("A1").Copy
Range("A2:A500").PasteSpecial
End Sub
throw this in a spreadsheet then email it to the teacher!!! Ok, so this method wouldn't be as cool as the pic, but it would work and save time! Wonder how you could do this in BASH...
Trying to AutoFormat an Excel Spreadsheet...
Sub OLVIMS_REPORT()
'======================================================
' CLOSED 868 REPORT AUTO FORMAT SCRIPT/MACRO
'======================================================
Columns("A:B").Select
Selection.Delete Shift:=xlToLeft
Range("H1").Select
Cells.Replace What:="END OF REPORT", Replacement:="", LookAt:=xlPart, _
SearchOrder:=xlByRows, MatchCase:=False, SearchFormat:=False, _
ReplaceFormat:=False
Range("A2").Select
Columns("H:H").EntireColumn.AutoFit
Columns("I:I").EntireColumn.AutoFit
Columns("C:C").EntireColumn.AutoFit
Columns("B:B").EntireColumn.AutoFit
Range("A2:I2").Select
Selection.Cut Destination:=Range("H1:P1")
Range("A4:I4").Select
Selection.Cut Destination:=Range("H3:P3")
' the rest was cut out
'
' Delete Blank Rows Macro
'
On Error Resume Next
Columns("I:I").SpecialCells(xlCellTypeBlanks).EntireRow.Delete
'
' auto_width Macro
'
'
Columns("A:Z").EntireColumn.AutoFit
'
' COLOR Macro
'
'
Application.ScreenUpdating = False
Application.Calculation = xlCalculationManual 'pre XL97 xlManual
Dim Rng As Range, ix As Long
Set Rng = Intersect(Range("P:P"), ActiveSheet.UsedRange)
For ix = Rng.Count To 1 Step -1
If Trim(Replace(Rng.Item(ix).Text, Chr(160), Chr(32))) = "" Then
Rng.Item(ix).ClearContents
End If
Next
done:
Application.Calculation = xlCalculationAutomatic
Application.ScreenUpdating = True
Columns("H:H").SpecialCells(xlCellTypeBlanks).Select
With Selection.Interior
.Pattern = xlSolid
.PatternColorIndex = xlAutomatic
.COLOR = 65535
.TintAndShade = 0
.PatternTintAndShade = 0
End With
Columns("P:P").Select
Columns("P:P").SpecialCells(xlCellTypeBlanks).Select
With Selection.Interior
.Pattern = xlSolid
.PatternColorIndex = xlAutomatic
.COLOR = 65535
.TintAndShade = 0
.PatternTintAndShade = 0
End With
End Sub
Here is the full code, in txt format.